Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:
by farkeshaybruh October 29, 2017
A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.
"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."
"Yeah fuck blanding"
"Yeah fuck blanding"
by Julyjuly April 8, 2007
by not found [Error 404] October 27, 2008
A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.
Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
by Carla Virgin June 29, 2007
A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
by skimpy and poor February 1, 2009
by EnemyBait May 11, 2021