by Kickzer April 7, 2009
A bullshit genre of what some people consider music. The lyrics consist of random screeming about satanism, death, macabre, ect. Band members are decked out in black leather (lots of it), spikes, nails, studds, fudge-packer paint (oops, I mean "corpse paint"), ect. The fanbase is full of non-comformist, gothic, satanic, nazi fucks. Black metal fans should find Jesus and find some deacent bands such as The Doors, Pearl Jam, Widespread Panic, Keller Williams, Ani Difranco, The Dave Matthews Band, The Grateful Dead, Tori Amos, Xavier Rudd. The list goes on and on of non-angry or satanic bands. So, all black metal fans out there, go fuck yourselves!!!
Black metal fan: Let's go burn down a church and fuck some nuns.
Human Being: Die you sick fuck!!!(shoots black metal fan)
Black metal fan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Human Being: Die you sick fuck!!!(shoots black metal fan)
Black metal fan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
by Spreadhead May 12, 2005
The evil twin of death metal. Black metal is the music of the unforgiving and those who are devoted to magic and or Satan. Black metal is far more dangerous than death metal because unlike death metal, black metal can cause temporary retardation, instant need for Satanism, the need for shrooms and other trip drugs, the want to burn a bible, suicide, murder, slowly tearing yourself apart, and fear of the dead. But those immune to it sometimes find it more appealing and beautiful than normal death metal. WARNING! NEVER BACKMASK BLACK METAL!
Give an emo kid this shit and you'll be cleaning flesh and blood forever. Most preppies generally hate this music because their friend tore their head off while it played. Most kids that backmask black metal end up inside out and morbidly raped by their own tongue.
See death metal if you want more info.
See death metal if you want more info.
by Jorge Sanchez June 21, 2005
What was once fantastic music enjoyed by a handful of rabid loyalists that has become more of a fashion statement recently that a music. Disenfranchised Caucasian kids flock to this as it is predominantly Caucasian and gives them an outlet to feel superior to the other kids that actually have futures. Remember, watch MTV2 and Metalapocalypse (if I said it wrong, good!), shop at Hot Topic, and play Guitar Hero III and soon you'll be more "black metal" than your friends who are also desperately trying to embrace this disgraced music by wearing Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir shirts every time they step out of the house!
PoSeRkId: Hey, cool shirt! Is that a black metal band?
BitterOldMetalhead: No, jerkass, it's an independent film I'm directing.
BitterOldMetalhead: No, jerkass, it's an independent film I'm directing.
by Hellstud November 2, 2007
by hell born March 31, 2006
Black metal is a style of heavy metal music that developed in the far northern latitudes by mostly teenage musicians morbidly obsessed with having so pale skin. In their attempt to remedy their hue they tried to emulate 'blackmetal', but failed miserably. The sad variant
they created is seen as pathetic, and therefore it is called "black metal" which refers to the coloration of the musical tone rather than the musicians' skin color.
See also: blackmetal
they created is seen as pathetic, and therefore it is called "black metal" which refers to the coloration of the musical tone rather than the musicians' skin color.
See also: blackmetal
Hendrix is often considered the God of blackmetal, whereas Mayhem are often called the gods of black metal.
by Ingram August 30, 2004
Did you ever notice that black metal and punk both have the same blatant disregard for musical aesthetic?
Punk: http://www.redkid.net/generator/punk/yoursign.jpg
black metal: http://msp193.photobucket.com/albums/z146/kamorra_/bbs/black-metal-suburbia.jpg
More black metal: http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/black-metal-poop-hannibal-smith.jpg
Punk: http://www.redkid.net/generator/punk/yoursign.jpg
black metal: http://msp193.photobucket.com/albums/z146/kamorra_/bbs/black-metal-suburbia.jpg
More black metal: http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/black-metal-poop-hannibal-smith.jpg
by Buck Plankchest September 13, 2008