Bitchousity 

the level of bitchiness a person would have

"Man his girlfriends bitchousity went through the roof!"

Bitchousity by Simeon Wapachee March 12, 2008

Terminal Bitchosity 

like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.

A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.

Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.

Terminal Bitchosity by OMGR8US September 26, 2009

Bitchisity 

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad

"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."

Bitchisity by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010

bitchassity 

Suffering from bitchassness. Another way of saying that something is full of bitchassness.

"That guy they have on the bench is fire but the dude that starts at the point is pure bitchassity".

bitchassity by ChocolateSoul March 1, 2009

bitchiosity

Bitchiosity: Bichiosity is a society of bitches.

" The society has become a bitchiosity."

bitchiosity by TrishaPaytas September 26, 2014