Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"
"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
by P*A*B*O March 10, 2011
The act of winning in multiple places
"I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there" -Charlie Sheen
by PCDBZ27 March 07, 2011
Being bi-winning is a state of awesomeness, only accessible to Charlie Sheen (and probably Chuck Norris).

A person is said to be bi-winning if he is winning here and winning there, now what.
Reporter: Your anger and your hate is coming of as erratic to people.
Bi-winner: Passion! My passion.
Reporter: Your passion is coming of as erratic to people. Some say you're bi-polar
Bi-winner: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by bumarse March 06, 2011
When you are winning in two places at once. Or if you are just really awesome at life. People that are bi-winning may also claim to have tigerblood.
I am not bi-polar but I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
by BeasyStout March 02, 2011
Origin: Charlie Sheen- A term created to contradict the accusations of having Bipolar Disorder, in which he described his condition as "winning here, and winning there."

This term may be used by sane, moral human individuals to describe, with much dismay, the undeserved success of someone who is clearly a bad person or completely insane that might find him/herself winning over masses of people or just receiving great general success in life despite these qualities. Generally stated as a joke, but with serious implications of misgiving of humanity.
--- Adolf Hitler was bi-winning for quite some time as he climbed the political ladder of Germany, and the world had no idea what was in store for them.
--- J., an American Idol contestant, has reached the top five. He has great support from the country and especially the relatively small city he comes from and as he tells the misfortunes of his life he gains more sympathy and support. Those who knew him personally from said town know that he as done many terrible things and has used the same methods to escape consequences of his actions by gaining sympathy. J. is bi-winning.
by Key Blackwood May 05, 2011
Bi-Winning, you win here you win there.
I'm not bipolar i'm bi-winning, i win here i win there.
by iAlerion March 16, 2011
The opposite of being bipolar. To be at the top of the world when everyone else thinks you're just manic.
I'm not Bi-Polar, I'm Bi-Winning, I was banging 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll.
by arottingfetus March 15, 2011

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