Winning here and winning there. The state of Charlie Sheen.
I'm Bi-Winning....I win here and I win there...now what?
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Winning in various parts of your life. In response to the question of whether or not he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen spontaneously concocted the phrase in reference to his lifestyle that includes an extremely high income, a lot of attractive women (many porn stars and hookers) that will have sex with him and partying with lots of illicit drugs (cocaine, etc) and alcohol and surviving it. In addition he has beautiful children that he loves, so he believes he is winning at both ends of the spectrum in reference to his life.
Interviewer- "Some are saying that you're Bi-Polar?"

Charlie Sheen- "I'm Bi-Winning, I win here & I win there, now what?!"
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Winning in several respects or ways in life all at once. Generally being awesome and living an awesome life where you are addicted to winning. Coined by Charlie Sheen in a 2011 abc news interview where the reporter presented claims that he may be bi-polar, he corrected her by explaining that he's bi-winning.
Anchor: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?

Anchor: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?
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The way a bipolar psychopath describes themselves.
I'm bi-winning: I win here, I win there.
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It is the inability to connect self-destructive behavior to self-destruction combined with an alternate reality where irresponsibility and lack of self-control are core values.

The word was coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC on February 28, 2011.
The judge took my kids, my house, and my freedom because he was jealous of my bi-winning, not because of the coke/hooker party.
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Charlie Sheen's response to being called Bipolar.

Bi-Winning may be characterized by the use of the drug "Charlie Sheen," which can make your face melt off.

Bi-Winning can also be:

1. Starring in a not-so-funny television show, where the character is a diluted version of oneself (alcoholism, hedonism, and egotism included).

2. Engaging in debauchery and vandalism in a hotel room, with less than reputable characters, a few rooms from where one's kids are sleeping.

3. Denying anything is wrong with oneself even when the general public is disgusted with one's behavior, probably because of ego-induced desire for the limelight.
Nicolas Cage:
I just starred in this new movie. I played Justin Bieber's backup singer while combating evil flying toilet seats from outer space. Also, my character is trying but failing to overcome his addiction to awful sitcoms and cheese puffs.

Charlie Sheen:
That's some serious Bi-Winning!
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