Beansworth 

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.

Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*

Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012

bastard bedworth 

A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos

Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!

Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money

bastard bedworth by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Bosworth Academy 

Full of druggies ranging from the ages 11-18. Half the school are wannabe road-men and the other half still play tig in the playground. Too poor to afford good canteen food as they waste it on buying ipads that are only used by year 8's watching fortnite videos during lessons.

roadman 1: YO wot highschool u goin to g
roadman 2: Bosworth academy my g
roadman 1: Nah peak not bosworf akademeh. shid bro watch ur back

Bosworth Academy by whatthebob August 31, 2019

benworthy 

Something incredibly cringy or poorly made.

"Damn, that new Rick Astley song is benworthy."

benworthy by jimothydabum June 9, 2016

buttworth 

Someone who is a little slow in the brain.

James: Come on guys i get it I'm special
Brett: No james you are just a little buttworth

buttworth by buttworth December 4, 2014

Kate Bosworth 

1. The worst kind of women in modern Hollywood:
- zero talent
- zero charisma
- zero self-respect
- homely in the beauty department
- no style
- no brains
- no values
- no education
- not a role model (cocaine, anorexia, casting couch, homewrecker, famewhore, back-stabbing, men stealer)
- boring
- deluded ex-starlet or hasbeen
- fake blonde

2. Being a failure in everything you try.

3. When your career is based on who is your boyfriend or who are you bearding for.

1. Kate Bosworth goes by many names: Boswhore, Bosho, Beigwhore, Beigeworth, Bosworthless, Egghead Bosworth, Praying Mantis, Smug face Bosho...

Kate on great danes: "Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs! I know! Yeah, yeah, Great Danes are great. Oh, my God, they just so are!"

Kate on tea: "God, I'm hot from that tea. Woo. All the sudden, I'm like, woo, warm! That actually happens to me if I have a hot drink? Yeah, yeah."

2. Jonathan Ross (british talk-show host) on Kate Bosworth: "It was like having a lamp sitting out here"

Fashionistas: "Kate Bosworth's jewelry line is so tacky, it should be called Tackymint"

3. Random bimbo: "I'm useless, but I know how to manipulate dumb men, so I'm gonna be a star anyway. I'll do a Kate Bosworth"

Kate Bosworth by bimbo-stopper October 19, 2010

Market bosworth 

A shit school full of gays and snowflakes, your more likely to get raped by an emo there than do any learning, you get put in iso for doin fuck all and all the teachers stink of shit. The only good bit is the trips but the cunts even make you pay £600 more than they pay, wank place full of absolute cunts.

Boy 1: hey what school do you go to

Boy 2: market bosworth
Boy 1: gay

Market bosworth by Dan wain 69 January 16, 2021