Boning a horrifically beastly broad such that your friends say you have engaged in in an act of truly bestial depravity
Holy God Hank is into bestiality! He got hammered last night and mounted Toni. Fuckin broad looks like a manatee.
by Zoobreath July 11, 2008
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Porn that when viewed over the internet you are almost 100% to get some kind of virus like atrojan or Blaster
Bestiality is gross porn with people and animals, looking at it will KILL your computer!
by Yobastank January 31, 2005
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is or related to animals; savage like an animal
He was bestial when he robbed the store.
by TheWeilderofWackyWords February 2, 2017
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Something so intrinsically cool that it verges on being wrong.
"That's so cool, it's bestiality"
by Slartibartfast November 22, 2004
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Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses
1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 8, 2009
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