kyle beckerman 

a world class soccer player. A US international, his quality on the ball is only surpassed by his intelligent positioning. Not afraid to have a go from outside the box, rarely missing the target. Regarded by many to have been cheated out of the ballon d'or in 2010 as well as 2011.

"How the hell did Kyle Beckerman win that tackle? and then score from 45 yards out?!"

"Because he's Beckerman BITCH."

kyle beckerman by King of the Sands December 16, 2011

John Beerman 

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.

"Check out John Beerman over there"

John Beerman by zEd-man August 4, 2008

Bauserman 

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head

I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.

Bauserman by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011

beermann

The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)

Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.

beermann by The coolest fucking guy alive December 23, 2010

betterman 

A great song by Pearl Jam. About a wife's struggle with her husband. Listen to it live on Yahoo or the album version, but bottom line, just listen to it. You will see the light.

Betterman is a great song, nuff said.

betterman by Brazzle June 17, 2006

Joe Bauserman 

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

Joe Bauserman by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011

Bauserman 

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

Bauserman by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011