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The greatest last name on the face of the earth and even the universe. If you have this name you instantly become a god once you go to college. Known to be able to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a single sitting. Also having this name will also help you out with the ladies ;)
Dude, did you see Beermann at that party last night? He was so fucking awsome! I wish I was just like him.
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Biermann 

best ever description of a drunken family member.
Extremely tipsy.
Woah, your dad is such a biermann! He really hammered down those shots!
Biermann by Unicornmagic May 15, 2010

John Beerman 

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.
John Beerman by zEd-man August 4, 2008

muck (beefmann)

Muck, (also known as beefmann or Snort_Beef) is an online celebrity and e-girl amassing a total of 3 million intagram followers. Beefmann is known to be very cool sexy and also very good at basket ball due to his height which is 7 feet tall. He is well known for his hit series garfieldword amassing critical acclaim and taking pop culture by storm.
oh no way bro its muck (beefmann)

Beermance 

Having a Romance with Beer.
This is a love hate relationship. The morning after consuming too much beer you 'hate' it. but the following day your back in love with it.
I'm having a beermance.
He's having a beermance.
Beermance by By Grunt February 7, 2010
man who is better to have sex with after your drunk
why did you let me have sex with that beerman last night
beerman by fatback August 19, 2004

Beerman Donut 

When Scott and Kevin share a donut and score quality time, but William was getting his tits x-rayed.
We had a good Beerman Donut, too bad you were MIA