Bauserman

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head

I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.

by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011

Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011

Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

by UpsetBuckeye October 09, 2011