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a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head
I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.
by Dcrisp21
October 11, 2011
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To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.
Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.
Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.
Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.
by Sebduck123
October 15, 2011
