Berginering 

The art of training a wild arctic penguin to lick whipped cream of a stripper's body who has overdosed on Ecstasy within 24 hours over the overdose.

Hey have you seen Greg lately? No I haven't actually, but I heard he has been Berginering like crazy. Just last week he Berginered six penguin.

Berginering by CharlemangeMAN February 14, 2012

Bengineering 

The act of creating/modifying/ghetto-engineering something effectively, usually with great force and with as little financial outlay as possible.

"That looks like you made it out of zipties, ducttape and some wooden pallets. I'm getting tetanus just looking at it. Does it work?"

"I'm bengineering it. How could it not?"

Bengineering by orias0_o January 23, 2014

bengineering 

ben·gi·neer·ing
   /ˌbɛndʒəˈnɪərɪŋ/ Show SpelledBen-juh-neer-ing

1. the art and/or science of making practical application of the knowledge of handy makeshift skills. Indirect application skills and solutions to form a valid solution. As in the innovation of repairs, tools, useless/full objects, words, etc...

2. the action, work, or profession of an Bengineer.

3. skillful or artful contrivance; maneuvering, sneaking.

Origin:1987–88; Bengineer + -ing1

—Related forms
non·Ben·gi·neer·ing, noun, adjective
pre·Ben·gi·neer·ing, adjective

Innovative Bengineering made this incredible feat possible.

Oh snap we've got some major issues here...looks like we better start to Bengineer a solution.

A: What are you Majoring at Harvard?
B: Civil Bengineering

bengineering by The Bizjam September 16, 2010

Benjinering 

It's like an engineering brick just not as strong

I need a couple of hods of benjinerings on the top lift

Benjinering by Spectrum builders April 5, 2021