Bellheading 

The act of using a black marker to draw a japs eye on the top of a bald mans scalp so that from an aerial view the subjects head has the appearance of a massive bellend.

This is put to best use when the baldy in question has suffered sun burn or has high blood pressure. This gives the act of bellheading a far greater authenticity as the added pink colour further resembles a big shiny bellend.

It is best to bellhead somebody when they are asleep or highly drunk as this can, in some circumstances, provoke aggression as few people like to think that their head resembles a massive shiny bellend.

Fancy going bellheading today Brad?

I know the perfect individual for a good bellheading.

I just bellheaded that drunk chody little dwarf.

I woke up to discover I'd been bellheaded in the night.

Bellheading by matwalkenstein July 16, 2011

Beheading 

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.

I heard Chris got a good beheading.

Beheading by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017

beheading 

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.

Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.

beheading by Carter335783 January 31, 2020

Anal beheading 

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off

Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat

Anal beheading by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017

bellending 

Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.

"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"

bellending by senordug March 3, 2015

beheading the turtle 

When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off

I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle

beheading the turtle by NotABam October 10, 2017

isis beheading

something a kid in the back of the bus wanted you to look at in middle school at 7 am

“hey wanna see an isis beheading?”
“dude wtf is wrong with you”

isis beheading by pacify;phan February 20, 2022