Beetle

A bowl of marijuana

Yo man, gimme a beetle. I smoked my last one already.

by Christopher512 April 25, 2009

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beetles

misspelling of the greatest band in history,the beatles

i dont know how to spell but thats ok!

by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004

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beetled

1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse

1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!

by Jabberjaw07 October 18, 2007

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beetle

1. A very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.
2. A type of car made by Volkswagen, also called a bug.

1. Look at the pincers on that beetle!
2. Brooke used to drive an old Beetle.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

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The Beetle

The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.

“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”

“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”

by RancidNigger November 25, 2021

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