beetle

(n) A variation of "The Shocker" whereby you form your forefinger and thumb to resemble the pinchers of a beetle.

"one in the crapper, one in the snapper"

"While my wife was sleeping, so I snuck up and laid the beetle on her"

by whistlenuts February 15, 2009

the beetles

when you forget how to spell "the beatles"

great show by the beetles :)

by ThaLukry September 21, 2020

The Beetle

You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!

"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"

by BeamingRappa May 27, 2019

beetling

The act of curling up and lying on your back, just like a flipped over beetle. Sometimes tricky to get back up

'what you doing?'
'beetling...'
'why?'
'mad hangover!'

by barry manihigh January 20, 2013

beetle

when a blunt is being smoked, it burns down to the size of a beetle (thus the name) before it burns down to the size of a roach.

stoner1: hey you want to hit this beetle?
stoner2: nah its okay just let me get the roach.

by tripsytrips February 29, 2008

beetle

Noun; Slang. A term used to refere to the Crypt Lord.

"Taste the wrath of my Beetle Whiskers, blademaster faggot!"

by Gren January 7, 2004

Beetleing

Beetleing is a colloquial term which is used when reffering to sex. Most commonly used when one reffers to a quickie!

Rory - "See that elaine - she'd get a right beetleing!!"
John - "Nah the only one who would get a beetleing is that Jill!"
Alexander - "You guys got it all wrong, Lynne would get a beetleing"
Peter - "What about me???"

by Rory1992 October 18, 2007