Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid
made out of barley
, hops, water, and yeast. Barley
is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid
is poured into a fermenter
and allowed to ferment for a week
or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter
to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week
or two in a dark
area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open
with your friends.
aking the world a shitty place to live, have some
Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.
Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.
Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.
beer to forget
about his crappy life.