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48. Beer
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.

Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

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1. Beer
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T Aug 11, 2003 add a video
2. beer
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson Jun 14, 2003 add a video
3. beer
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister Jun 14, 2004 add a video
4. BEER
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster Nov 12, 2003 add a video
5. beer
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog Aug 13, 2004 add a video
6. beer
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by anonymous May 8, 2003 add a video
7. beer
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 Dec 11, 2003 add a video
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