Beer

A object that is use when dad is on a couch watching a football game

DAD:i had a hard day at work

DAD:*yells at son* give me a beer

SON:are you sure why not take a break from beer

DAD:its the only thing that brings stress relief in my life

by loomerboomer October 29, 2019

Beer

A carmel colored liquid, used to lower ihibitions. Usually consumed in mass quantities, causing the consumer to vomit violently.

I saw this really hot chick, and was scared to talk to her. After a couple beers, i got up my nerve.

by Pixie.Punk July 11, 2008

Beer

Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.

John got laid last night because she had too many beers.

by Johannarin December 10, 2010

Beer

1)An alcoholic drink that many people find appealing and tasty; myself, I can't stand the shit. Used to cause mild-extreme intoxication, ugly people to have sex, and white guys to dance, at least seemingly well. 2)A word used to describe a confusing/disturbing statement or situation:

Person 1: 'Dude, I scored tickets to the Britney Spears concert!!'

Person 2: 'Beer?'

(Say with Australian accent for best effect)

by Jeezy Chreezy December 27, 2005

Beer

The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.

STFU and drink some beer!!

by Halley Barrey October 29, 2009

Beer

a Facebook code "I`m a woman that wishes she was single"

see Whisky
Gin
Tequila
Rum
Champagne
Redbull
Beer
Sprite

on facebook:
Sarah: Beer!
Jane: what does that mean?
Sarah: I'll explain later.
Richard: can you explain to me too?
Sarah: no, its an inside Girl thing.

by jojoplay December 11, 2010

Beer

Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.

Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned

by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009