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22.
The best way to get sex...
OOOH! so you didnt want that? ...well have a beer "5 min later" wow where did your pants go?
by MOG1 April 19, 2005
 
23.
Nectar of the gods.
I wasn't going to have unprotected sex with that 16-year-old cheerleader, but then after having 12 beers, I said, "You only live once."
by Mdawg2009 August 01, 2009
 
24.
charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.
me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...
by spanky July 10, 2003
 
25.
Fuel for a persons sex machine
Beer good.
by flapjacks May 26, 2003
 
26.
Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.
Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!
by Skippy December 12, 2003
 
27.
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.
by alvit May 19, 2009
 
28.
To put it simply: It'll getcha drunk!
Dave Chappelle: Drink, bitch!
by SuperSonicX August 27, 2005