Beer

helping ugly people have sex.

after sex, i'd like to honor my beer by shoving one in my partner's ass

by booboo1 July 9, 2009

Beer

google says its a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops. But i think its a wonderfull concoction made to escape the pressures of everyday life.

Bud Light - Good Night

by Joey B July 7, 2005

Beer

For the alternative blackout.

Senator: Mr. Kavanaugh have you ever blacked out?
Brett Kavanaugh: I like beer. I didn't black out, I went to sleep.

by Short Assassin October 3, 2018

Beer

one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.

I just lost my job, I need a beer.

by Lanky Joe November 2, 2005

Beer

Foul tasting liquid drank by fools trying to appear trendy or damage their bodies. When someone says "pick your poison" they're more correct than they realize.

Ethanol is a known toxin, depiste it's negative effects it is widely accepted as a bevarage because of silly, useless traditions.

by Mr. Know-It-All-Fucked-Yo-Mama November 28, 2004

Beer

A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.

Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.

Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!

by MissCaliBrownie April 8, 2010

Beer

Something that needs to be kept away from humans

Beer what else is there to say?

by Tonio31 September 7, 2006