An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians
by Christophercolumbus February 2, 2006
by Beezelbub September 13, 2003
A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.
by bdawg25 November 5, 2010
by SvenJamin November 4, 2007
A miracle drink that makes ugly women look like super models, and when you sleep with them makes you forget about it.
by Adrian Skertchly May 3, 2005
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.
aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.
Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.
Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.
Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.
God:"Sorry m
Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.
Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.
Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.
God:"Sorry m
by DeathMonkey January 31, 2006
1. I just got off of work, I think it's time for me to beer.
2. To beer or not to beer, that is the question.
2. To beer or not to beer, that is the question.
by SDM5150 December 13, 2009