Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!
Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
by Derek214 May 28, 2006
...because everyone needs a hobby
dude, i'm bored. Time for a beer
by Joe Face August 09, 2005
What god used to prevent the irish from taking over the world.
The irish would've taken over the world hundreds of years ago, but they haven't recovered from their hangovers from Guinness beer yet.
by Jewish Mafia June 03, 2006
the true nectar of life
-Hey you wanna feed that donkey some beer and get it all fucked up?
-Maybe later.
-I'll go put some beer in a bucket.
by Duffman August 11, 2003
its what my daddy drinks before he beats me
daddy says if i touch his beer he will crack my spine in half across his knee
by supdude54 May 27, 2008
Possibly the best thing ever to be invented ever. I MEAN IT.
GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.
by THE METALHEAD March 01, 2005
Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!
Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!
by JewLove December 29, 2004

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