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8.
A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.
"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."
by DreamHack January 30, 2009
22 24
 
1.
the best snack around
Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky
by Brandon G. July 31, 2005
270 43
 
2.
1. a fuckin delicious snack.
Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.
by J 0 K A November 14, 2005
201 33
 
3.
Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.
by The Jerky Guy October 07, 2008
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4.
The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
by rogerthewale September 11, 2011
54 16
 
5.
A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.
Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."
by Guestly December 30, 2011
16 4
 
6.
1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.
This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.
by xTheoneguyx July 28, 2010
28 16
 
7.
An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!
Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!
by Mrtacoman November 24, 2011
11 1