bedford, ma
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A town squeezed between Lexington, Ma and Concord. Most of Massachusetts does not realize the 3 miles between Lexington and Concord has a name. Does not have a single Starbucks in its entire 13 square miles.
World renowned for the first flag of the Revolutionary War, Marshalls, the guy who commited suicide on the common, being terrible at high school football, and Tony Gong.
World renowned for the first flag of the Revolutionary War, Marshalls, the guy who commited suicide on the common, being terrible at high school football, and Tony Gong.
Where do you want to go on vacation?
--Let's go to Bedford, MA!
Why? It's dull as dishwater.
--But they have so many empty hotels!
Okay, sounds good!
--Let's go to Bedford, MA!
Why? It's dull as dishwater.
--But they have so many empty hotels!
Okay, sounds good!
bedford, ma by asdfghjkljd December 12, 2005
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Bedford High School (MA)
BHS is located in the unknown three miles between Concord and Lexington. The school is divided into three factions.
The Locals-
Born and raised in Bedford, most are related to half the town and will go on to collage at Middlesex Community or if there lucky UMASS. All in all they are people who will go through twelve years of school getting average or bellow average grades, and will most likely live in Massachusetts for the rest of there life.
The Base Kids-
The base kids are divided into two sub-species the social people who are used to making new friends every four years and can adjust well. The other group are the strange ones who cope with the changes by just being flat out weird as FUCK. The Base kids make up 80% or more of the JROTC program that will most likely be shutting down in the next couple years. The base kids are ridiculed and singled out by the locals who are labeled as "Basists".
The Metco Kids-
The bus load of black kids from Boston who spice up the 90% white population. The guys are mostly decent other than a few who label themselves as "G" or "THUG". On the other hand the girls are flat out vicious. The black girls are loud and will attack if you get within three feet of them in the packed hallways.
STILL BETTER THAN ALL THOSE MOTHER FUCKING QUEER DICK HOLES FROM CONCORD AND WAYLAND!
The Locals-
Born and raised in Bedford, most are related to half the town and will go on to collage at Middlesex Community or if there lucky UMASS. All in all they are people who will go through twelve years of school getting average or bellow average grades, and will most likely live in Massachusetts for the rest of there life.
The Base Kids-
The base kids are divided into two sub-species the social people who are used to making new friends every four years and can adjust well. The other group are the strange ones who cope with the changes by just being flat out weird as FUCK. The Base kids make up 80% or more of the JROTC program that will most likely be shutting down in the next couple years. The base kids are ridiculed and singled out by the locals who are labeled as "Basists".
The Metco Kids-
The bus load of black kids from Boston who spice up the 90% white population. The guys are mostly decent other than a few who label themselves as "G" or "THUG". On the other hand the girls are flat out vicious. The black girls are loud and will attack if you get within three feet of them in the packed hallways.
STILL BETTER THAN ALL THOSE MOTHER FUCKING QUEER DICK HOLES FROM CONCORD AND WAYLAND!
Look its Bedford High School (MA), those kids look like tools but atleast there not RICA-CHIC whores or WAYLAND or CONCORD rich Holister wearing fucks. And the town has 34 banks and 26 hotels.
Bedford High School (MA) by Bedfordinian February 22, 2010
Bedford ma
Bedford is a small ass town that no one knows. Although you can drive through the town in ten minutes during the day, when there is traffic, you will want to die in the 50 minutes car ride across town. Here you can find 11 nail salons within a two minute walk of each other. You could also come to our crappy highschool and get a terrible education and probably end up doing drugs or drug deals that occur in plain sight. To make it better, you could play for an awful sports team and have no chance at getting into a good collage. Come and meet some of the worlds worst people and teachers .
A: “I need my nails done.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”
Bedford ma by BedfordOof December 5, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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