by Oldmanwinter April 17, 2019
FUBAR, there's no hope for this unfortunate drinking victim. Once they've had to much to drink they can't even remember what happened 2 minutes before. Drunk beyond belief
by the real frigin deal June 7, 2010
When a co-worker with nothing better to do holds you hostage in your own cubical, regaling you with stories that are simultaneously offensive and confrontationally boring.
by EvilDeadite November 23, 2011
by Arube92 October 8, 2011
To get extremely drunk in the short timespan of around 15 minutes,
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.
usually leads to throwing up about 30 minutes later.
Alex: Where'd our bottle of Captain go?
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...
Will: Ethan chugged it about 5 minutes ago
Alex: He's beckering today...
by Kwazinator October 31, 2011
A spunky nick-name for a girl named Rebecca / Rebekah. Typically, one who acquits herself of the unoriginal and overused Becky or Becca nick-names. A sizzling, passionate personality like a fire, she'll keep you warm and is pretty to look at. But beware getting too close, or you will get burned.
Let's call Beckers. She's always up for doing something exciting!
by Beckers27 April 26, 2011
A verb that describes the act of lowering one's expectations for something in order to prevent against the disappointment of them not being met. It is derived from the popular TV sitcom of the same name (Becker) in which the titular character played by Ted Danson lived by a mantra of "no expectations, no disappointment." He would repeat that phrase to anyone who was attempting to get him to be more optimistic about something or just life in general, which was against his nature. He would also use the phrase to remind himself to lower his expectations when they were high.
Greg: Hey Luke tell Tom what happened to you last night
Luke: Ok
Greg: Tom this is the best story you will ever hear man.
Luke: Whoa, Becker your expectations a bit, it's not that good.
Tom: Beckered.
Luke: Ok
Greg: Tom this is the best story you will ever hear man.
Luke: Whoa, Becker your expectations a bit, it's not that good.
Tom: Beckered.
by Tom3457mofo April 28, 2014