Beatleism 

The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:

1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.

2. Must be completely anti-war.

3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.

4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.

5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.

6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.

7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.

9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.

8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.

WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!

Beatleism by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011

Beatleism 

A Religion created to honour the four Gods of Apple Scruff.

We go by BeatleManiacs.
Ones that we are positive existed.

The Beatlemaniacs believe that Paul was, indeed, the walrus according to the Bible of Beatleism.

Beatleism by HereComesTheSun:) September 29, 2010

Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Beatles by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019

The Beatles 

A legendary band consisting of George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr(whose real name was Richard Starkey). Their music is well known and well liked.

I decided to listen to the Beatles today. It was a great decision.

The Beatles by 88888888888888888 May 31, 2013

Beatles High 

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.

I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime

Beatles High by w00t123 November 19, 2010

Beatles birthday 

One's sixty-fourth birthday, in reference to the Beatles song "When I'm Sixty-Four".

Lisa said she was having her Beatles birthday, but her husband Harry said she was a million years old in binary.

Beatles birthday by Leslie Doppler August 21, 2008

Beatles

Sixties rock band from England. The most influential and successful music act in history. The Beatles hold the record for the most records ever sold, with 1 billion discs and counting.

The Beatles kick ass!

Beatles by Michelle January 23, 2005