Beatilism

A religion that worships the Beatles like gods.
The best religion there is out there.

Person 1: I'm a Catholic, what are you?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a Beatilist.

Person 1: Beatilism is the best Religion evarr!!1!11shift!
Person 2: Never heard of it.

by Julie-Anna Yuu September 27, 2011

Beatile

When you have the sudden and overwhelming urge to beat the living shit out of your wife or female partner when they do something mediocre or half-assed for you after your blue collar 18 hour shift.

I just got home to a cold fucking ham sandwich my wife made me after my 18 hour shift in the fucking rain. I’m going to beat my wife (beatile).

by Im Fucking Pissed May 21, 2025