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beastimal 

A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.
Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.
beastimal by Rudy the Redneck Rasta December 10, 2010

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

Beastifatality 

When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature
-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?

-it was a victim of Beastifatality.

-balls deep?

-balls deep bro.

basicallyidowrk 

A funny vlogger, gamer, and person. His name is Marcel and has about 550k subs. His famous videos are Marcel on Monday, Master of Disguise, and GTA and Gmod
Did you see Marcel stuff a bunch of marshmallow's in his mouth on Marcel on Monday? Tht was insane how many he could fit. Damn basicallyidowrk
basicallyidowrk by Seanster May 24, 2014

So basically im monky 

A truly delightful meme that portrays the most beautiful sides of evolution in its purest form. The meme refers to a nonsensical catchphrase paired with images of King Kong from the film Kong:Skull Island which gained some popularity after a video using the phrase was posted in a pewdiepie video. It is also used in Presidential alert memes.
Presidential alert:
"So basically im monky"

When ya homie slavsquat and he say
"🅱️asically im monky"
This is the word you use when you want to explain something but don't actually have any depth of knowledge. Just say 'basically' a whole bunch and everyone will still think you're super smart and thank you for shielding them from potentially complex concepts.
You: Sure I can explain nuclear fission. You basically have like neutrons and electrons and whatever and they basically go buckwild on each other and that make heat

Your idiot friends: you are a gentleman and a scholar
basically by cuddlebottoms April 18, 2011