3 definitions by Cockboy Flanders
The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature
-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?
-it was a victim of Beastifatality.
-balls deep?
-balls deep bro.
-it was a victim of Beastifatality.
-balls deep?
-balls deep bro.
by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014
When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.
-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!
-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!
-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!
by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014