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An incredibly unattractive - often frankly disgusting - woman who would be lucky to ever get a date, but won't put out.
I took that ugly fat cow back to my apartment, and she wouldn't even give me a handjob. What a beastialitease!
by Freakin' Moron July 31, 2008
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