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Beardstache

A mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.
Wow Ben I like your beardstache.
Your beardstache looks very nice today Ben.
Beardstache by RORO6692 September 22, 2010

Beardabe 

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."
Beardabe by Reymas March 14, 2013

Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.
"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi
Beardstache by Bradgep October 12, 2009

beardmasher 

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch
I bet that guy is a beardmasher
beardmasher by the random ruler October 16, 2009

Breadache 

The feeling one gets once acquiring too much bread. Synonymous with being lost in the sauce.
Caleb: Dangggg, that boy Derran must have a breadache from all the grain he obtained!
Breadache by Palakazam January 20, 2019

beardcheese 

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.
Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".
beardcheese by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014