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Beardstache

The greatest band on earth. Originally started at American University, this band went on to an illustrious career including three grammys, 10 VMA awards, the Nobel Prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid's choice award.
"Gandhi ain't got nothing on Beardstache"- Mahatma Gandhi
Beardstache by Bradgep October 12, 2009

beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.
Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!
beardstache by Michele February 25, 2005

beardstache

This guy wasn't sporting just any old bald-faced Amish beard. No, this guy had a beard with a beardstache attached.
beardstache by Silbo1975 March 25, 2010

beardstache

The name given to someone who grows a beard before High School.
Patrick was given the name beardstache because of his excessive facial hair during Junior High School.
beardstache by mkorn November 12, 2007

bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.
Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010