Beard Rub

Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.

Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.

Beard Rub happens when 2 or more suitably bearded men meet up and rub face.

Beard Rub by Meowtehh April 16, 2013

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Bead Rubbing

External Female Masturbation, When a female rubs her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Anthony: "Kelly did I walk in on you bead rubbing?"

Kelly: "Yes, I was rubbing the bead."

Bead Rubbing by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

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Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot

Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear

Ruben polar bear by Big h dog! December 11, 2019

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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