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Bean-bagging 

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"
Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.
Bean-bagging by dakara930 October 13, 2011
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Bean-bagging 

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"

bean bagging 

word for fucking someone on a bean bag.
jake - hey john, what did ya get up last night?
john - Oh me and jane were bean bagging, was awesome!
bean bagging by johnyyyy December 28, 2007

Bean Bagging 

That act of inserting ones testicals into anothers anus.
Last night I was bean bagging Sharon and my nuts got twisted!
Bean Bagging by OJ January 23, 2019

Bean Bagging 

When a female places her clitoris directly on someone or something
Stacy got drunk last night and kept bean bagging me!
Bean Bagging by hoopbaby September 6, 2018

Bean Bagging 

“Help me, she’s bean bagging me” - As I play Call of Duty
Bean Bagging by KillerBeanz April 11, 2025

bean baggin 

When a guy unconsciously fucks over a co-worker without realizing he's doing it.
I caught Josh bean baggin yesterday and they made Brock stay late to cover him.
bean baggin by ballsfromheaven June 29, 2008
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