Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.
Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there
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Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
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Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.
Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...
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Waist beads are deeply rooted in African tradition. It makes woman feel more feminine and sensual. It’s also used as a tool for weight management.
“Those waist beads are cute! Why are they so tight? “

“I’m trying to lose 10 lbs
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Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres.
Sally eased into anal sex by using anal beads.
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ejaculating, busting a nut, etc.

Originated from the welding industry. To connect two pieces of steel, one must lay a bead.
Who laid a bead on my couch?
I laid a bead across her face.
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