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be serious 

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird
"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"
be serious by d2trappy May 21, 2021

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
you cunt be serious by GWMcL February 20, 2011

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device. 

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

beeriously beerious 

adj.: 1. A serious need for an alcoholic drink.

adv.: 2. When you seriously desire an adult libation.


beer drink drunk tipsy crunk wine-o alcohol libation weekend wino vino shwilly inebriated
My work week has been wretched! It's the weekend and I am beeriously beerious.

Beeriously, let's go to the wine bar.

In homage to ABC's hit Prime Time television series "Grey's Anatomy": Beeriously? Beeriously.
The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.
The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.
Beerious by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017

Biserious 

Someone who is truly and most sincerely a living bisexual.
Generally someone who is looking to get fucked by ANYONE.
I think he just eye fucked the entire room, this guy is totally biserious.
Biserious by The Dark Lord Julian February 19, 2009