Battery Charged

Older woman goes on a date with a young hottie and comes back to work the next day glowing and beaming and radiating sexual energy. Everyone thinks she's had some "work done" but really she's just had her battery charged!

Michelle Pheiffer in that movie "I Could Never Be Your Girl" glides into the office, glowing and everyone takes not that there is something "different about her" Her secretary says "Wow - You look great, have you had some work done?" No (beaming) - Nothing (smirk, sidewise look) She's just had her battery charged.

Battery Charged by hawaiitalent September 14, 2010

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Battery Charged Blue

A very bright blue, almost electric, which people believe is a false color. But don't worry, it's a crayola marker...so it's not false.

My favorite color is Battery Charged Blue!

Her shirt is battery charged blue!

Battery Charged Blue by amazinglakeesha April 18, 2010

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Battery in my charger

Something shoved up your ass

Tommy is acting like he has a battery in his charger or he’s just a queer mutherfucker. Battery in my charger

Battery in my charger by Butterry16 July 15, 2022

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DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

Your controller disconnected. specifically your dualshock controller

"ah shit my DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery by Ilovebigoilymen April 18, 2023

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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