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The crime-fighting, accountant cousin to Batman.
Guy #1 - "Dude did you see Batjew last night?"

Guy #2 - "I did! That was so crazy. The second you dropped that quarter he snatched it up like your mom gets ahold of cake!"
by Thadeus Maximus January 26, 2009

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Our lord and saviour.
Batjew will hit you with his ban hammer
by Botch July 15, 2003
Batjew is the Jewish Cousin to one of our favorite crime fighters, Batman. Thinking in terms of gamers, when a gamer gets screwed over he says he gets jewed... when BATJEW gets screwed over he obviously cannot get jewed because he's already a jew, he then gets BAPTISED... the hilarity ensues....
Nanananananana nan ananananananan BATJEEWWWWWWWWW!
by Shawn January 04, 2004