Bastian

The World’s best man in bed. He’s cock is out of this world. 13 Inches long and 9 inches thick. I felt it upp my stomach, I want to fuck him so bad again.

Wow Bastian, your cock is gargantuan.
FUCK!! Deeper Bastian! Your cack is so big.

by CommunistAbby November 23, 2021

Bastian

A man who cannot admit his feelings to y/n

"OmG Do I LoVe y/N broo omg... I want her to call me daddy bastian"

by riivolta September 25, 2020

bastian

The coolest person you will ever meet. They will try their hardest to never let you down. They can also give some of the most pleasurable sex you will ever have and normally have a penis well over average size. They are compassionate and friendly but they like to be naughty. They also love to work with their hands.

Guy 1: Hey man can I and Bastian come over?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that Bastian kid is awesome.

by Thatoneguy17 October 13, 2009

bastian

The nicest, funniest, most thoughtful person you will ever meet. Super sporty and cool. Hopefully you will get to meet one.

Did you see that awesome shot by Bastian.

by ASL4life January 21, 2017

the bastian

The bastian is a term for a friend that does drugs, lies, and takes your things. He has no consience which makes it fun to hang out with him. He is the kind of kid which knows what YHBT.YHL.HAND means

Mike:Hey can i have a ride home
The Bastian: No
Mike: I live a block from you
The Bastian: Oh Well, watcha gonna do

by Du-Youn February 2, 2007

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School

Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”

by Dykey Buttcrack February 28, 2019

Bastian Schweinsteiger

The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.

Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.

by schweini August 4, 2010