Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”

Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

Holy Roman barn owl 

And exclamation somewhat similar to “oh my god” and “by Jove”

Holy Roman Barn Owl is used exclusively as an exclamation of shock, outrage, horror or surprise such as in the following example:

Nick: Boris has withheld food from millions of the countries poorest children!
Jon: Holy Roman barn own!! What a total shit show!

Holy Roman barn owl by Rathgam December 4, 2020

barnoldswick 

Rock 'n' Roll town in Lancs. Ccontains such legends as Tony "Tucker" Pollit, Brett "the hitman" Hartley, Matt Heald and Adam "the hooker" Wheeler.

I saw Tony "Tucker" in barnolsweek what a legend.Barnoldswick is way more hanging than scum bucket earby.

barnoldswick by matty hasan May 15, 2007

The Barnold Effect 

Once a particular a member of an online chat, Skype call, etc. begins acting derpy, the likeliness that the conversation will become more derpy and off topic increases.

"Man I just got out of a really long Skype call."

"Really? What was it about?"

"Well it started off being really philosophical, but then it ended up being about Batman."

"Yeah, that would be the Barnold effect."

The Barnold Effect by Sprite1701 February 22, 2014

Barnold

Barnold, a term used to refer to a specific teacher. Barnold is sometimes laid back and usually out of touch. On occasion she chooses to ignore things she doesn't like.

I had Barnold last period. It was so chill. We messed with her the whole time.

Barnold by Bill the science kid October 26, 2017

Barnology 

The appreciation and study of all things cool. Created by accident by the Prophet Barney (Cool Be Unto Him), His disciples from the One Kay and the House of Moba Lee followed in His footsteps, perfecting to art of cool under His supervision. At the end of the first semester that Barney (Cool Be Unto Him) and his followers were together, He looked back at the work they had accomplished. And He said, 'That shit be cray'.

Hell yeah! I've got an offer from the University of Hitchin to read Barnology!

Barnology by Tomahol1 December 10, 2014

did you have sex with my barn owl 

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

did you have sex with my barn owl by scodder May 14, 2010