Barend

As strong/brave as a bear

The name Barend is derived from BERO/BERN meaning bear and HARDU hard, thus as strong as a bear

by Barend Spies November 10, 2008

Barend

maffe vent

He’s really a Barend

by Chrisitosios February 18, 2019

Dirty Barend

The sexual act of intercourse while submerged in a kiddie pool filled with vodka and jelly babies.

I created a new STD doing the Dirty Barend.

by ballsdeepinbutter March 9, 2022

Willem Barends

Someone who grieves alot, or stealing personal data from someone.

Hey, mr grief hacked my phone!
Yeah, willem barends used to hack my phone too.

by Robin2323 November 12, 2020

Dirty Barend

The act of crying, drinking and masturbating to your ex-girlfriend's Dear Johnny letter because you enjoy the emotional pain.

A: So what did you do last night?
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick

by Wikkelspies May 4, 2022

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023