Bare-back a Turtle Share definition Flag Verb. When you accidentally forget to lift the cover on the toilet seat before you sit down. "I just went to the bathroom and I'll be damned if I didn't bare-back a turtle" Bare-back a Turtle by phishphreak1234 September 5, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Bare-back a Turtle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch