Banjoic

The act of sounding like banjo song.

That redneck played a banjoic tune.

Banjoic by Eric_da_pimp1234 January 19, 2009

Banjolicker 

One who appreciates the timelessness of licking inside the holes in banjos. The term has developed to mean licking inside of any hole. ;) Banjolickers originated in Mexico and was a job done primarily by men. When banjos were first created the outer rim of the hole needed to be wetted for better playing sound and musical satisfaction. Banjolickers continue to bring satisfaction in a variety of ways to people everywhere, including the bedroom. ;)

person 1- "eh man, yer breath smells like the rear end of a donkey, did you not think to brush yer teeth this mornin' laddy?"
person 2- "nah,i was in too much of a rush to meet ya"
person 1- "what were ya doin' that made yer breath smell so ranky?"
person 2- "up all night with ma girlfriend, if ya know what i mean"
person 1- "oh yer a banjolicker aren't ya laddy?"
person 2- "yeah, i could lick banjos all day if i could, if ya see what i'm gettin' at"
person 1- "oh you gnarly hornball"
person 2- "ya gotta get yerself some banjos to lick, laddy!"
person 1- "i'm workin' on it, some of us av a job ya know!"
person 2- "yeah, mine is in the bedroom with the girlies"
person 1- "can't say that i'm not jealous of em"
person 2- "well lucky for ya i gotta cancelation this morning, now i av some free time.."
person 1- "meet me in the potty chamber"
person 2- "bring yer banjo"
person 1- "bring yer tongue"

Banjolicker by Kinky Clothespin July 14, 2009

banjoing 

Axillary intercourse, or to fuck someone's armpit. Big in Europe. Preferably sweaty.

Andy soon discovered that banjoing Gina would be nigh impossible in the back of his BMW.

banjoing by dole23b August 15, 2006

banjoing 

When you have to take a big dump but cant because you are indisposed, and a slight tingly feeling can be felt on your butt hole that feel like vibrations that are produced when a banjo is played.

I have a huge turtlehead that is starting to banjo

my butt hole feels like it is playing a banjo

Im banjoing so bad right now I might squeal like a pig.

banjoing by whoisblank1 April 13, 2010

banjico

when u mash a girl really hard and violate that.

bruv did u mash(sex) that bitch(woman)?
'ye man she got banjicoed!'

banjico by famblad February 15, 2009