A bad ass town in Maine. Sure you will find your scumbags, people who ride the system etc., but thats the case in every town. So all you haters can go fuck yourself. If it was such a crappy town why do so many goddamn tourist come every year?

City sees all four seasons. Wicked (I am from Maine so I am not a poser using wicked as both good and bad all non Mainers using wicked are posers) cold winters, hot as hell summers, incredible foliage in the fall.

Birth place of Paul Bunyan, often retards from Minnesota,Wisconsin, and others will take credit as the birth place.

Home of the American Folk Festival, and Senior League World Series.
Bangor Maine owns all other towns
by Smuckatelli October 6, 2009
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Its when you continously have sex with skanks. You don't care if they are ugly,fat,have HIV, or even if they are a dime. If they are a skank you are a skank bangor.
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A largely ghetto neighborhood that is the northern new england pillhead and reject capital. Expensive, substandard community of pill pushing and disability checks that go hand in hand along with the methadone clinics, handicapitalism in schools, and Labor Ready also known as "Slaver Ready" by locals. Go here to sell or O.D. and you will not be let down! Better yet, try the local JobCorps and get raped by an overweight busdriver or beaten and outnumbered by the people in Capehart. Also very family oriented judging by the number of sex offenders. A must see.
After I get my crazy pay from the government and can walk properly again I'll get some OCs behind Bedwetters (Ledbetters)or the Dope(Hope) House while I'm in Bangor.

You screwed her in Brewer but you Banged her in Bangor, Maine.

The courts in the state of Massachuesetts didn't want him back so he relocated in Bangor to once again cut the drugs with laxatives and baking soda.
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A little peice of shit city smack-dab in the middle of Maine. Often looked at as "The Queen City", Bangor is full of wiggers and pedophiles who are looking to touch some little kids pecker. Most parts are decent (Such as the tree streets) but others such as Capehart and Downtown are considerded the "ghetto" of bangor due to its drug population.
Women: Wow Bangor, Maine looks like a nice area!

Man: Yeah.....Maybe for a slumlord
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A bruise left after a session of rough sex.
Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.
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A little elf who believes all the conspiracy theories he read online. He can be found wearing a tin foil hat and talking a lot of macho lines about how he will not comply, but then crumbles at the first sign of authority, like a good little elf.
Sharon: So Andrea, I guess you can't go on holiday this year.

Andrea: Yes we can, phil has his vaccine passport, even after all his talk. He's a total Bangor Jedi.
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A person usually from North Wales in the UK, who is a Gay man.

Ivor comes from the Welsh meaning "Tower of manhood" and Bangor is a small town on the coast of Gwynedd. The two together "Ivor" and "Bangor" were twinned about two hundred years ago when Bangor became a center for learning in Wales. A large population of middle class Gay men became the "Bangor Dandys" which was changed in the book 'How Green Is My Valley?' in the middle of the 20th century.
"He is the only Ivor Bangor in the village" or "I knew he was an Ivor Bangor by the way he walked" or "she was married first to an Ivor Bangor but that didnt last".
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