Banana Rule 

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.

Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.

Banana Rule by dub jay February 12, 2009

Banana Rule 

The rule that states that while someone is eating a banana, no one can make eye contact with that person.

Jonathan: Don't look at me.
Walt: Why not?
Jonathan: Banana rule in effect.

Banana Rule by Doub J February 20, 2009

The Banana Fire Rule 

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.

Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!

The Banana Fire Rule by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011