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1.
A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.
When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.
by D-MAC January 06, 2004
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2.
1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.
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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.
by bobby May 25, 2004
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3.
1. A speedo.
2. The last name that the character Phoebe Buffay from Friends changes her last name to.
1. Put on your bananahammock!
2. Meet Princess Consuela Bananahammock!
by Shalin September 25, 2006
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4.
a g-string for men ...
todd in scrubs wears bananahammocks ...
by Klaus Eder April 28, 2006
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5.
A male-thong-like bathing suit. Not for use by EVERY man (please)! Discretion, youth and tight-buns required.
Arnold should not wear a banana-hammock - - his modeling days are so over!
by Babe Moore December 02, 2005
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6.
A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling
"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?
by Pinp nasty August 15, 2008
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7.
a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.
thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.
by periwinkle1996 September 23, 2010
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