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jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.
I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

banana jacked 

To have ones shirt cut off by ones own pocket knife by a person with a banana in their shirt.
She banana jacked me again.
banana jacked by OneHotBlondGirl August 22, 2017