Being drunk or intoxicated with a bang.
Last night we got so bammered, we tried to break into Jean Michael's house.
by Kokokeka August 15, 2008
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When a work hot girl you've liked decides to hook up with someone else in the workplace, like a ninja, since she's already in a relationship.

Usually the person she decides to hook up with is a cocky asshole to everyone, except her. All chances of hooking up with said girl are now less than zero. And she decidedly notices no ones existance except for her own.
"What happened with Maggie, I thought you where into her."

"Well she disappears every day to go hang out with Tanner even though shes got some boyfriend. Hes a egomaniac, and she eats it up. I don't fucking know. It's shit."

"LOL you got bammered. Nice guys finish last."
by fryssucksgirlsarewhores February 7, 2010
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1. noun - A state of being so heavily intoxicated, usually from multiple days of drinking without sleep, that only a modified version of hammered will do

2. verb - To get into mindset stated above

3. celebratory - Mainly an exclamation about how hard you or someone like you is partying.
1. Polar Bear got me so bammer bammer bammered that they kicked me out of the bars...at 11:30 AM.

2. Fuck it just buy the bottle of 151. Tonight we're getting bammer bammer bammered.

3. Bammer bammer bammer, I'm fucking hammered!
by Carbondalien February 8, 2011
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1. adj. Lacking in quality, usually pertaining to weed or other street drugs.

2. adj. Qualitatively negative; bad; lame; shitty.
1. "Don't gimme no bammer weed - we don't smoke no shit in the SFC."

2. This shit is hella bammer.
by Bok Bok December 15, 2002
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The lowest of the lowest weed or marijuana there is. Not weed that does not mess you up, but the kind that will give your a headache after you have smoked it. There is a difference between bad weed and bammer weed. Bad weed is just week and lacks potency.
"Dont give me no bammer weed, we dont smoke that shit in the SFC!"
-RBL Posse
by Kevin Wong August 10, 2005
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Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.
Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.
by MacBayBay68 September 21, 2010
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usually meaning bad, not good, bad quality weed.
"Man big Tom hooked us up with some bammer shit"
by nichole December 29, 2005
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