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Ballzini 

1.To shave pubic hair off testicles and lower into an alcoholic beverage. Then proceed to stir until done mixing or caught in the act of stirring.

2.To Teabag an individual during sleep while wearing a top hat and cloak. followed with waking them by shouting "TA DA".
I just performed a Ballzini on that girls and her friends drinks. can't wait for them to enjoy the taste.
Ballzini by spacecadetjon August 4, 2010
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ballzini 

when a chick sucks ur dick and licks your balls at the same time
hey slut do that ballzini trick on ma ball bag!
ballzini by perry ballzini September 6, 2009

Ballzinis Blowpop 

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

Ballinish 

Really hot, awesome, anything cool, great or amazing. Use during times of excitement or just simply to express awesomeness.
1.
*DUDE did you see Tropic Thunder?
*Yeah man it was ballinish!

2. Say you have just passed your math test and it saves your grade for the quater you can simply say BALLINISH to express your joy.
Ballinish by Tarrah Smallwood October 9, 2008

ballinicity

(ball-in-iss-it-tee), noun, The proper term to be used when trying to to sum up or measure how much a person is actually ballin.
Even though his truck is sittin' on 26 inch rims, it still seems as though he lacks the ballinicity to ride with the big boys.

You could never compare to me son! I'm on a whole nutha level. By ballinicity is like, through the roof on yo ass right now.

My Jordan's are not only newer, but also more expensive than your's are. Therefor, I have more ballinicity than you do.

Ballginitis 

An infection occurring in the Ballgina, usually as a result of poor hygiene.

Ballginitis is easily identified due to the affected individual acting like a little bitch.
Everyone is going skydiving Saturday except for Matt who can't go because of his raging case of Ballginitis.
Ballgina {Vaginitis]

ballzonia 

Last night my girlfriend asked me what we should have for dinner and I said " how about a helping of ballzonia?"
ballzonia by Opus November 20, 2003