Dudebro: Dude I went sky diving yesterday.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
Broseph: How was it?
Dudebro: The main parachute didn't work, I was so scared I shit my balls off.
by BigPenisBoi1234567891011121314 February 19, 2021
Confused to the point of bewilderment or a feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder (in awe)
Brooks: Yo dude, wassup?
Me: Dude, holy shit, you're trippin' my balls off!
Brooks: Alright, huhuhuhuhuuuhehehahahaha!
Me: Dude, holy shit, you're trippin' my balls off!
Brooks: Alright, huhuhuhuhuuuhehehahahaha!
by Mance May 13, 2005
A: Yo dog , 'da fuck you up to son?
B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.
A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.
B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.
A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.
by Chillville December 24, 2009
Person 1: When Bob and I were playing Fortnite yesterday he build the fucking Eiffel Tower after I shot him once.
Person 2: He was sweating his balls off lmao.
Person 2: He was sweating his balls off lmao.
by C. Q. Cumber October 17, 2021
Statement about the temperature being very cold.
Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by PlaceHolder August 12, 2004
A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term “brass monkey” and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey’s extremities, appears to have originated in the book “Before the Mast” by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would “freeze the tail off a brass monkey.”. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.
The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
by Vigfus January 16, 2016
Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.
It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by WxDub December 19, 2016