Balls it off

To hide something near your balls because the police can't search you there.

Ive got some weed

Well balls it off then

by barneymalone February 24, 2010

balls off

Refers to weather cold enough to freeze one's proverbial "balls off." Mainly used as a colloquialism in Britain.

Steverson: What's the weather like?
Oliver: It's balls off, guv'nor.

by Steverson January 20, 2008

Ball-off

When two males go head-to-head in a ball-off they squeeze their opponents testicles progressively harder until one of the competitors gives up, making his opponent the winner of the ball-off.

(Ricky firmly grabs Randy by his ball-sack)

Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.

You think I wanna bang you? Come on!

by Whodini September 7, 2020

balls off

Delightfully, deliciously crazy.

Did you hear about all the chaos in the ER over the weekend? That place is balls off!

by lizzie-fresh August 7, 2010

Balls off the walls

adj. Extremely

He's balls off the walls crazy.

by ThatGuyAcrossTheStreet January 13, 2009

Balls off cocktail

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men

John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 15, 2007

tripping my balls off

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.

Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!

by Richard the righteous and his lemon July 4, 2006