by Deadpool36501 December 3, 2016
The official meeting place of atheists. Almost every meeting, speech, or convention involving any explicitly atheist groups are found in hotel ballrooms.
"We're consenting to be thought of as a cranky subculture that meets in hotel ballrooms." -Sam Harris
by deltakilo7 April 3, 2011
The act entailing a female implanting the entire scrotal sac of her male partner into her vagina during foreplay.
by Jose Spicyweiner August 28, 2017
When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".
Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.
Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.
Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)
by TangClock June 29, 2009
by Dustyturtle January 8, 2015
by J-Dog the J-man August 17, 2006
A profound state of drunkenness well beyond just being hammered. Derived from (but with no meaningful relation to) the Hammerstein Ballroom theater in Mahattan.
I'm Hammerstein Ballroomed.
by factorj February 23, 2011