Backiologist 

A doctor who works on backs/spines.

I will be able to return work after my backiologist releases me.

Backiologist by PamandaBear January 29, 2010

blackologist 

A person whom is not of african descent, but deeply embraces black culture. This person is so enfatuated with the culture that they are said to have a degree in the studies of black folk, blackology if you will. Degrees of blackology range from a GED to a PhD. One earns a GED by observing the black culture, yet not quite being accepted by african americans. A bachelors requires further study at which the ologist gains some acceptance from the black community. A masters is obtained by countless years of study. For one to have a masters in blackology, that person most likely grew up with a good amount of exposure to black people. A PhD in blackology signifies the highest degree of achievement. This person is almost always one to come from a childhood filled with black interactions though there are a few exceptions. A female ologist with a PhD will usually have a fat ass or big lips to go along with their knowledge of black culture. A male blackologist with a PhD can be seen with gang related attire inclusive of a red rag hanging from one back pocket, and a blue flag hanging from the other. This is known as "set tripping" and violence most certainly ensues. This is an extreme case and makes the male PhD very rare. A blackologist can be male or female. They can occasionally, if not always be seen with a person or group of black people. These folks just want to be down. Tell tale signs on a female (black)ologist are velour sweatpants, hoop earrings, baby phat/apple bottom jeans, and a mean sneaker game inclusive of jordans and/or air force 1's. A female ologist is usually pretty good at dancing as well. Signs for a male ologist include, but are not limited to diamond earrings, fitted baseball caps, a ceasar haircut with a line-up or temple fade,and fresh kicks(timberlands,jordans,forces, etc.).
-some celebrity ologists are:
Bill Clinton-PhD
Justin Timberlake-Masters
Gwen Stefani-Masters
Jason Williams-Masters
Kevin Federline-GED
Marshall Mathers(Eminem)-PhD
Mark Wahlberg-Bachelors
Britney Spears-Bachelors
Julia Stiles-Bachelors
Hispanic Derivatives:
Christina Aguilera-Bachelors
Jennifer Lopez-PhD
Michelle Rodriguez-Bachelors

"Yo that white girl Amy is always checking out the brothas. plus she got hoop earrings. She's a straight blackologist yo."

blackologist by E.M. December 9, 2008

Barkologist 

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.

My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.

Barkologist by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016