Bayesian statistics is a theory in the field of bullshititics based on the Bayesian interpretation of probability where probability expresses a degree of belief that Bayesian models are real and can provide useful information.

The entire system simply requires you to believe hard enough, close your eyes, and wish upon a star, and already know the statistical outcome you desire (aka common sense).

Works best if you applaud and apply fairy dust.

Igor: You should rethink that decision you're about to make. Let me introduce you to Bayesian statistics. It is a mathematical procedure that applies probabilities to statistical problems. It provides people the tools to update their beliefs in the evidence of new data.

Anup: Dude, if you don't want pepperoni on your pizza you can just pick it off.

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Babesia

A forgetful baby (lover). Baby who has amnesia.

Mikkies said to Stewie, "Baby is having babesia again. Did you forget the keys?"

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Baesian

Your current bae (see: bae) is an asian or part asian!

Clyde: Whoa! Look at Jethro with his new baesian. She's a fox.

Baesian by Liilz March 1, 2015

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Bayesian

Short for "Bay Area Asian", used to describe a type of Asian female originating from the Bay Area, California. Blond streaks in hair, frequent club attendance, and Asian rice rocket boyfriends are common characteristics of the Bayesian girl.

Synonym: Dragon Lady

Damn she so bayesian

Bayesian by John Chen June 18, 2008

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Batesian Libertarianism

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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